Bumping into Paul Rudd at one of your favorite burger joints.
If at any point you find yourself thinking that New Yorkers are angry and mean, make sure to check if:
1) You and your entire family are blocking the entire sidewalk
2) …and walking slower than Ben Stein speaks. “Bueller. Bueller.”
3) …in front of a Subway entrance
4) …while pointing your finger in front of my face at the NYPD for your husband to take a picture.
Yes, dear Tourist.