Nash is coming to New York on Wednesday (from San Francisco).

Dan is coming to New York on Thursday (from New Orleans).

Justin is coming to New York on Friday morning (from Mountain View).

Kevin is coming to New York on Friday evening (from Los Angeles).

Ryan will join us on Friday night (from God-knows-where New York State).

If anyone’s counting, those are all my college room mates in the same place at once. All my best friends will be here. And it will be epic.

Also, I was watching a BuzzFeed video when the impossible happened. You’ll know it when you get there.